Toast. Sliced bread, browned by exposure to dry heat. Nothing beats hot buttered toast for a quick snack. Decadantly bad for you and yet deliciously yummy - what else can bring a smile to a person's face so fast?
How, exactly, do we sell toast online?
Toast may not be the first product you think of when you think of shopping online. But why not? It is light-weight, so our shipping costs are outrageously low. It is no bigger than a normal envelope, so easily fits into a mail box - no 'While you were out' cards from the Post Office.
How do we keep it warm though? We've spent hundreds of thousands of dollars of other people's money researching exactly this. Our results show that the optimum time to butter a piece of toast is within 30 seconds of heating (though it varies depending on the bread). By flash-freezing our toast immediately after buttering and mailing in our patented insta-warm packaging, the toast is stored in a state of perfection. Unzip the packaging and the toast is instantly warmed back to its pre-frozen state, ready for you to enjoy.
How do we keep it warm though? We've spent hundreds of thousands of dollars of other people's money researching exactly this. Our results show that the optimum time to butter a piece of toast is within 30 seconds of heating (though it varies depending on the bread). By flash-freezing our toast immediately after buttering and mailing in our patented insta-warm packaging, the toast is stored in a state of perfection. Unzip the packaging and the toast is instantly warmed back to its pre-frozen state, ready for you to enjoy.
What products do we offer?
Currently we only offer a small selection of toasted products, though our selection will be expanding soon. Right now you can order toasted sliced bread (white or whole wheat), toasted bagels (plain, cinammon and sesame seed) or toasted crumpets.
You can pre-select the level of browness for all of our toasted products, from (0% or untoasted) to 100% (charred ashes). Our most popular level is 45% (lightly browned with some darker spots).
Finally, you can also select the condiments. We currently only offer salted butter, margarine or light margarine. Options like peanut butter, jelly and marmite will be coming soon.
You can pre-select the level of browness for all of our toasted products, from (0% or untoasted) to 100% (charred ashes). Our most popular level is 45% (lightly browned with some darker spots).
Finally, you can also select the condiments. We currently only offer salted butter, margarine or light margarine. Options like peanut butter, jelly and marmite will be coming soon.
Written by Leonard Murphy on March 9th